"In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely been considered as a bad move."
If you've never read it, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is one of the best comic sci-fi books ever written. It has transcended the written page into film and radio (and I think TV as well) but the original book is still the best.
A paperback copy of this classic is available on Amazon for $6 right now, so if you want a copy, now's a good time to get it.